Q: What is black; white; green and bumpy?
A: A pickle wearing a tuxedo.
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
A: Sanka!
Q: What’s the best thing to put into a pie?
A: Your teeth!
Q: “Waiter, this food tastes kind of funny?”
A: Then why aren’t you laughing!
Q: Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?
A: I’m not telling you. You might spread it!
Q: Why do the French like to eat snails?
A: Because they don’t like fast food!
Q: Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea?
A: To go with the jellyfish!
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an egg a joke?
A: Because it might crack up!
Q: What did the baby corn say to it’s mom?
A: Where is pop corn?
Q: What do you call candy that was stolen?
A: Hot chocolate!
Q: What kind of nuts always seems to have a cold?
A: Cashews!
Q: “Waiter, will my pizza be long?”
A: “No sir, it will be round!”
Q: What is green and sings?
A: Elvis Parsley
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: Because it wasn’t peeling well!
Q: What is green and brown and crawls through the grass?
A: A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.
Q: “What is white, has a horn, and gives milk?”
A: A dairy truck!
Q: What candy do you eat on the playground?
A: Recess pieces.
Q: Why don’t you starve in a desert?
A: Because of all the ‘sand which is’ there.
Q: How do you make a walnut laugh?
A: Crack it up!
Q: In which school do you learn to make ice cream?
A: Sunday School.
Q: What do elves make sandwiches with?
A: Shortbread
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?
A: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Q: What is a pretzel’s favorite dance?
A: The Twist!
Q: What are twins favorite fruit?
A: Pears!
Q: “If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?”
A: Slippers!
Q: What do you give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid!
Q: Why did the lady love to drink hot chocolate?
A: Because she was a cocoanut!
Q: How do you make a milk shake?
A: Give it a good scare!
Q: What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?
A: An astronut!
Q: What kind of keys to kids like to carry?
A: Cookies!
Q: Why don’t they serve chocolate in prison?
A: Because it makes you break out!
Q: What cheese is made backwards?
A: Edam.
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